So, looking at the picture I bet yr thinking 'betitsgottadowithbikes". Well, you are 100% correct on this one.
Got drunk playing flippy cup on the west side, rode back east back to the homestead no problems.Mashed it up with the usual full-road carves and belligerent red light burns. It was all shits and giggles (seriously, mad giggling) when I rolled upto my house preparing to dismount (Kevin Bacon steez, get familiar).
Anyways, as I was drunk as a ______ I missed the seat grab and ghost rode the whip right into the door. Pretty bush league shit, I know. I then drunkenly cleaned up the glass in ninja silence and claimed no responsibility for my negligent actions. Two days later, no culpability. Boo-ya grandma! I couldn't afford the glass anyways.
My landlord is blaming crackheads. Thank goodness for eastvan.

Keep it real folks, and remember to always give ample room when pulling a Bacon dismount (glass vs bike.... bike wins)

-paul, peter and patrick... from ea blackbox friday afterwork keggers.

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Ok so Ross Kemp on Gangs is the illest fucking show ever. This dude has cojones like crazy. Check it out on the tube or google video. The polish hooligans are nuts, as are the russian neo-nazis and the san salvadorians. Shit is just brutal.

Ganglands and Bloody Hands,
Oopey

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I've found a muse. I can't gush too much, but I'll say he's pushed me into a few really good things without even meaning to. No this is not my proclimation of homosexuality, so everyone put your boners away. I even kissed a girl tonight, so that like totally means I'm not gay. Penis.

But I was looking through his zine collection and was diggin on some things, Titty City from HB Eyes was the best porn I've seen in months. But it wasn't porn. But it was. All photographs of titties are porn. Photographers just use "erotic" to cover thier creepyness. Ever read those ads on CL for erotic models. Those girls are gonna end up in environments where bad life decisions thrive. Trust me. Porno. God bless it.

But I was like "dur hey Lucas made a zine or two that were awesome, and I'm sitting on years of unseen work. I should make a zine!"
"Do it tomorrow." my roomate said nonchalantly.
It struck me with more force than someone telling me what to do ever has.
"Ok, I will," I said.

And I did. Once I figure out the formatting with the help of LG, get up a little burnable income, and get to TX, the first Issue of "Looking Glass Mafia" is dropping.

A few of you have heard me talk about this thing, but I assure your it's gonna have an aggressive run for a second.

Here's a preview. Nothing's final, but I promise it won't dissapoint. The images have been around my personal art world for a while, but they're gonna take on thier own life very soon. Promise.

Potential Cover and a handful of pages.



Muses and Ego Bruises,
Oopey

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i've managed to shake my funk and gather some energy for the fight. nosebleeds II is out, don't you have a copy? check the:
NOSEBLEEDS II PREVIEW
if you don't have a copy yet, what'chu doing? here's some news for you: you can buy nosebleeds in vancouver, at solder and sons and in portland, at reading frenzy. gotta mention that i really love solder and sons and their coffee is great. go there. if these locals don't benefit you, email or comment and i will send you a copy.

MORE NEWZ:
1. i was scanning the web news the other day and came across this article about 'meh'. new word for the '09 dictionary and already being used to slander canada.
2. new bike trick which requires a front brake. step it up!, y'all got nothing on this spandexed dork.
3. how'd you like the dedication 3? almost as good as this album grant gave me. (an early recording cd he found)

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So this summer I shot some promo shots for my high-school friend. She's an aspiring pop star living in NYC. I know it's all sort of a losers game on that end of the spectrum, but she may one day make some some teenage boys and girls, hard and wet respectively. She just posted two new songs on her myspace, which are about as pop as they get. Don't judge us here at AKMD, we're just trying to move the world forward. Go listen to some bubble-gum pop then.

http://www.myspace.com/alexlashmusic

Pop Stars and Dive Bars.
Oopey

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